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Free Jahar (by downloading my mixtape)

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Hey y’all, it’s me, Troy Crossley. You may know me as the talented young rapper using his music to get the word out about the innocence of accused Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar (Jahar) Tsarnaev.

But I’m not just an aspiring musician and entrepreneur (I am those things, though) – I’m also a champion of social justice, as well as an extremely gifted rapper, but also the social justice thing, too.

Jahar is innocent, and I have proof. It’s all there on my Facebook page. Just click “like” and I will post more evidence, and also make sure to follow me on Twitter, and check out my mixtape. It’s what Jahar would want.

To all my haters out there calling me a narcissistic, self-serving asshole: would you say that to MLK? All y’all saying shit like that to me, it’s pretty obvious you haven’t listened to my latest mixtape, “It’s Jahard-Knock Life,” available for download right now. Also, check out my YouTube page. I’ve uploaded some info on Jahar—it’s at the bottom, below some random cool-ass music:

The media is lying to you. That’s just a fact. They are owned by corporate interests, and have no interest in telling you the truth. If you want the truth, go to YouTube and type in “Boston Marathon Fake.” Check out that one vid where some dude talking through a voice modulator zooms in on grainy photos for 13 minutes. You can skip the ads after 5 seconds.

Pretty unbelievable stuff, right? Huh? What’s that? Damn dude, you still believe the media? Maybe these next few photos will change your mind:

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I think this one speaks for itself. Faces in the crowd spelling out Jahar? Nice try, false flag mass media sheeple. You’re not gonna fool ol’ Troy Crossley, aspiring young rapper, very talented.

What are the chances? Wake up. You’re being lied to.

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Unreal. Maybe the most compelling piece of evidence out there. Also make sure to read the small writing at the bottom, I can’t really make it out, let me know what it says.

Still not convinced? Well, guess what: our thousands of supporters all agree that Jahar is innocent, this whole thing is a false flag operation, and Harry is the cutest member of One Direction. Check out these testimonies from just a few members of the Jahar Army (or Jaharians, we haven’t decided on a cool name yet):

@BelieberzDirectionerz:

“Jahar admitted his guilt” Wow maybe use your brain once in a while? #JaharIsOurAmazingIdol #JahariansAreProudOfJahar #FreeJahar

@HarrysGirl_13:

his smile warms my heart <3 i just want to give him a hug. google “bilderberg group”

@epic_KidRauhl_seXy:

u can see in the video that the flags are waving in diffrent directions. wake up people. jahar is innocent. #freejahar

Okay guys, get out there and spread the word. My next mixtape drops July 1st, and Jahar is innocent of all charges. If you’re looking for more info on the #FreeJahar movement, just hit up my Facebook page, all the info you need is right there, underneath the link to my latest mixtape, click it if you want, whatever, no biggie, I mean it’s right there, just one link, maybe give it a listen, makes no difference to me, do what you want, y’know, whatever. Stay strong, everybody—The Truth Will Come Out (tentative title of my next mixtape).


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